I’ve been married for many years. Most of those years, I’d say happily. Christmas shopping for one another has always been a stressful occurrence. Neither of us are very good gift-givers. We have the best intentions, but there have been quite a few years where the presents got returned or put aside and never worn or used. A few years back we decided that we should just buy ourselves gifts and say they’re from the other. This guarantees that we’ll like what we get so we can stop wasting money.

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