You Will Be Gripping This Thunder Booty Tonight!

Boys, men, my boyz;

I have watched this video of a male sex toy in action and I had to check this thing out for myself. So I ordered one of these Solo Flesh water filled things and had it delivered to my PO Box. No use in the old lady finding out that I am fucking a piece of silicone behind her back.

When it came in the mail I was in dire need of some satisfaction. My old lady was on the rag and it was a particularly hard one so she wasn’t in the mood to blow me off. Sucks, but hey, I am just glad I don’t have a bleeding vagina of my own.

What I did have is a fake vagina and it was time to check this thing out. After filling it with slightly hot, mostly warm water it felt like a real booty. I got on my back and used this thing to wide me. Damn it felt like the real thing!

Check it out for yourself at” “/ and get $10 off if you hurry. They are running a special and we all know how we like saving money!