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You Will Be Gripping This Thunder Booty Tonight!

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Boys, men, my boyz;

I have watched this video of a male sex toy in action and I had to check this thing out for myself. So I ordered one of these Solo Flesh water filled things and had it delivered to my PO Box. No use in the old lady finding out that I am fucking a piece of silicone behind her back.

When it came in the mail I was in dire need of some satisfaction. My old lady was on the rag and it was a particularly hard one so she wasn’t in the mood to blow me off. Sucks, but hey, I am just glad I don’t have a bleeding vagina of my own.

What I did have is a fake vagina and it was time to check this thing out. After filling it with slightly hot, mostly warm water it felt like a real booty. I got on my back and used this thing to wide me. Damn it felt like the real thing!

Check it out for yourself at http://www.masturbatinggirls.org” “/ and get $10 off if you hurry. They are running a special and we all know how we like saving money!

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Cute Lil’ Tush Male Masturbator

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I receive a lot of gifts from the companies I work with and yesterday I received this Cute LIl’ Tush Masturbator from the folks at Essex Sex Shops.  You can get it for yourself at a steep discount if you act fast. Not sure if it is on a Valentine’s Day sale or not, but it won’t set you back more than fifty bucks. Now let me tell you why it is so worth every penny.

The Cute Lil’ Tush is made by Pipedream Extreme. They are a well respected company in the world of adult sex toys. Mostly they work in the male sex toys arena so they have a lot of expertise on making your cock feel amazing. This particular product uses their patented Fanta Fresh material which is non-toxic and works well with water based lubricants.  Enough with the specs!

This product allows you to penetrate her from both holes. If you are feeling she is a dirty bitch you can pump her ass full of your cum or grip tight on those hips and tickle her cervix with the tip of your dick. The package comes complete with the masturbator itself, free lube and some toy cleaner to make cleaning this bitch up a snap.

Get it today at the online sex store at EssexSexShops.com for less than fifty bucks. Their site uses encryption technology so your credit card number won’t end up in somebody else’s hands. Why can’t Target use this stuff?

Order today, Valentine’s Day is only days away!