Days after the last Presidential election I was thinking to myself, “Damn, self, can life get better than this?” We got a brotha in da White House. His wife is a piece of MILF. Then I saw the Jolie Twins above…

Two mutha-fuckin fine ass booties! Two sets of black perky tits. Their fucking eyes! Jesus H. Christ, their fucking eyes!!! Dick sucking lips, perfect mocha skin. Who didn’t dream a little dream about fucking a set of twins?

First off, let me say that I am not even sure if this shit is even legal because these honeys get pretty hot and heavy. And second, isn’t that precisely why we go to these kinds of sites?

Even more erotic than their looks is their voices. The Jolie Twins were born in France and therefore French is their first language. Listening to their accents in the videos is like listening to the sound of pure sex.

JolieTwins.com updates weekly and the recurring rate is only $19.95 a month if you decide to stay. If you decide to stay? Twins Mother-Fucka! TWINS! How can you ever leave?

You don’t see white bitches with booties that fuckin big often enough. She calls herself Memphis and with good reason. Her pornstar bubble butt bootie would put most black girls to shame!

At only 23 years old Memphis Monroe has a thick booty and a set of big tits you have to see to believe. I got a personal chance to get right up next to that booty, in fact, she sat that thick butt of hers on my lap! I just got back from the webmasters convention in Vegas and this bitch literally stole da show!

Memphis Monroe might be familiar to some of ya’ll that live in Louisville where she worked as a Hooters girl and appeared on their calendar. Most of you have probably seen her in various porn videos and on porn sites.

Right now Memphis has her own site so you can see all of this 36dd-24-36 porn stars work in one location. MemphisMonroe.com updates daily and this chick does everything. Anal, creampies, cumshots, double penetration, gang bangs, interracial, lesbians, you name it, she does it. And you wanna know some crazy shit? This bitch is married. Her husband must be a real “piece of work”.

Along with the usual pics and vids you get her candid photos and videos of her behind the scenes life. Members get to Email Memphis requests and watch her in her live webcam show every week. Most of the content on her site is exclusive to her site. The rest is a bonus so you don’t have to spend your valuable time searching for it all over the net.

I never thought I’d be saying this, but I wouldn’t mind seeing this bitch at age 30 – MILF style. Looking forward to keeping tabs on how well she develops that big ass!

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At Ass Parade they only film the hottest girls with 100% Grade A Butts. You can find girls Like Olivia O’Lovely the Latina with a thick ass on the right and Flower Tucci the blonde with a juicy ass on the left.

Olivia has an ass so thick that it makes me want burry my face in-between those amazing cheeks and just spend hours licking that sweet ass. Flower just has this huge soft to the touch booty that just melts in your hand, it’s the kind I love and want fuck. Only Ass Parade has these two Big Booty Freaks for your enjoyment.

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With all this talk about Big Juicy Butts, I am going to get my FleshLight and visit AssParade.com ass soon as I am done with this post.

Every scene I have seen where a guy shoots his load on the ass of girl he just fucked the girls ass is covered in it. When that happens at BrickHouseButts.com it looks like few drops here and there but that is all.

Why is that you ask? Well the asses on Brick House Butts are not your average asses. In fact they are know for being some of the biggest asses in the world. It’s just not one girl with a huge fat ass the entire site is full of girls with big giant thunder butts.

Don’t take my word just check out BrickHouseButts.com. Your not going to believe the sizes of the asses on the site. The butts are so fucking huge that you might need to set up 2 monitors so enjoy them.

It is nice to see a brotha getting himself a grip of some luscious booty. That horny mutha-fucka is the Phat Booty Hunter and he can teach us all a thing or two about tracking, ensnaring and tapping the phat, grip the hips booty.

The Phat Booty Hunter is in a never ending quest for some fine black booty and his skills are impeccable. Each week he shows you ways to get wild booty in the mood to fuck. Some of these bitches get so wet the Booty Hunter brings friends along to gang fuck her.

Phat Booty Hunter is more than just a porn site. It is a destination!

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God… DAMN! It ain’t hard to figure out why Ice-T is fucking this broad. Nicole Austin A.K.A. Coco has more ass than a donkey!

Nicole Austin grew up in Palos Verdes not far from where I live. Well, everything in LA is considered just ‘round da corner no matter if it is five minutes away or fifty. Like all Playboy models this bitch was a tomboy. Believe it or not guys used to pass on her!

While I prefer real tits Coco got hers redone to better fit that phat ass of hers. Unlike most breast jobs her actually hang correctly and don’t look like some kind of armpit tumors. Nicole says she prefers to go topless and if I had a rack like hers I would too.

I grew up checking this big booty out in Low Rider, Got Dam and Straight Stuntin, but you can check her out at Babylon-X. While I had to wait for Coco Marie to do another magazine with no guarantee as to when I’d see her again, you can have her right now.

Babylon-X is where all celebrity photos and sex tapes end up so if you have a thing for some bitch in da movies, chances are, she is there. Grab a pass for only a buck and if you don’t like it, cancel online. No hassles!

Ain’t that just some shit right there? A lot of you are probably wondering how Cody Lane got on my blog and why she is being gripped tight on them hips by a white dude.

Well, I was at a Kings game (yeah, a hockey game) of all places and a buddy of mine invited Cody Lane along for the ride. You see, this is why I love my job. I get to hangout with some of the hottest porn stars in the industry. As luck would have it, Porn Stars Like it Big! And I can fill those shoes…

Just meeting a porn star at a honkey… make that, hockey game isn’t enough to get her on my blog though… No, one of you was searching for this piece of ass here so when I put together our chance meeting (you won’t see me at another hockey game, I promise!) and the fact that one of you was looking for her… Well, that is just too damn coincidental for me to pass up.

And now on to PornStarsLikeitBig.com!

Wall to wall hot babes taking the monster cock. Most of these cuties have either a wide ass or big tits or both! Just about the only thing this site is missing is some 13 inch mandango dick. That is right… No black cock anywhere to be found.

I won’t let their lack of respect for the mandango meat get me down though… Having a membership at Pornstars Like it Big gets you a password to their entire network including Racks and Blacks and HQ Honeys. Both sites more than make up for the snub.

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Who wouldn’t want a girl that has some meat to hold on to when your pounding away. Just check out the free sample trailers they have on Monsters Curves. If you like what you see just get a membership it will be worth every penny.

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