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Ohh, Jesus. Delotta Brown you have one fine mutha fuckin ass!

I can see myself hitting that shit from the back and pulling on them hair extensions like I am riding a fuckin chariot. Hitting that back side so fuckin hard and heavy that we fuse together!

If you haven’t figured it out yet, I am a fan of the chocolate booty. The bigger the better. I like em 40 inches, 50 inches, 60 inches… The more the merrier. Delotta is an added bonus. Not only is she thick, she is a cutie too. A perfect little ebony dime.

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At EbonyIncrediblePass.com you have access to 1000′s of scenes from all of their sites. Each site is made with the soul brotha in mind. Exotic babes with huge rear-ends, coeds that love big dicks, babes with big tits and curvy asses, they have it all.

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I was flirting with the idea of keeping this site black butts only but when I saw this gallery from Brazil Bang it reminded me of a tender moment in my youth.

I turned sixteen and my uncle, The Milkman Mike, wanted me to experience something really special for my B-day. So he brought over five of his girls and put them in gstrings. He put them all in front of me and paraded them around. Had em all grind that booty into my cock for a few seconds so I could get a sense of what each one of em was about.

He’d said shit like, "I know you are looking at this one and you ain’t looking at that one, one bit. But, son, I am here to tell you that this one don’t know shit and that one wants to suck your cock like her life depends on it. And it just might."

My uncle Mike was trying to get me to understand that size does matter when it comes to the booty. Being smarter than the average Joe I chose all of em! And uncle Mikey being the generous motha fucka he was let me have all of em. Damn I was stupid back then. With so much booty in my face it was all a blur and I don’t even remember half of it!

At BrazilBang.com group situations arise more often than not. I like that. You get to see two, three, four, five, you get the point, times the booty than you do anywhere else. The ebony mommas and the bubble butt latinas are all easily fuckable. I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed, cept for breakfast.

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Did someone order a load of bricks?

Goddam this dime from Brick House Butts is off the chain! This is why I love black women! You cannot find an ass that thick that stands at attention and has the jiggle factor of a punching balloon on any other kind of woman.

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Welcome to my home. Now, I don’t descriminate, except for when it comes to my women, but I am going to tell you right now, "If you ain’t black, you might wanna turn back!" As my web sites name suggests, this is where we Grip That Booty! Skinny bitches need not apply. All of you white, metro sexuals, homos looking for Paris Hilton ain’t gonna find her here. That is for damn sure!

Today’s chocolate momma is Shardonay. Her booty is so thick that even she can’t resist gripping that shit! That is what I am talkin bout. A booty so thick and round it takes an entire basketball team to hit that shit properly.

Shardonay comes to us from the site OOOOWEE.com. If Grip That Booty is my house, Oooowee is my vacation home. Them boys over there are some black market mutha-fuckaz. They specialize in finding real talent. Mommas that can work a man day in and day out and still have him coming back for more.

I really like these mofos cause they ain’t some hustling fools. You can download the videos without all of that digital rights management Microsoft bullshit. That means you get to continue watchin em even after your shit expires. Plus they give you access to all of their other sites. Retarded mutha fuckaz… How do they make any fuckin money? I dunno and I guess you could say I don’t really give a fuck.

The bonus sites are mostly in the ebony/black niche so that meens you get a shitload of updates you can actually watch. Oooowee videos are about 30 minutes in length so even thoroughbred fuckaz like me don’t have to rewind in order to finish properly.