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Everybody Likes a Nice Ass

That’s some seriously hot booty right there. I’m being overrun with immature sayings from my youth as my mind runs wild at the site of that ass.

“More cushion for the pushin'” do you remember that one? One of my favourites.

At first I thought she had water all over her butt but now actually seeing how shiny it is on the back of her legs and the dude’s hands I actually think it’s oil or suntan lotion.

I can definitely imagine how sweet it might be to rub some oil into that to things going. I am yet to meet a girl who doesn’t enjoy a good glute massage and it always leads to some sexy time.

I once read a cheeky comment from a girl about the usual direction of massages at home from her boyfriend: “Ah this is a nice massage… oh, now there’s a dick in me”

I’m actually going to go look for this scene now and you can too. Did you know you can get Brazzers for just $9.99 by using this discount?

Simply Deliciously Big Tits and Asses

Oh my, now these are my kind of women. I don’t even understand what the deal is with the runway model build. What makes the bosses or clothing designers think that’s a cool look. In fact, it’s not realistic for the bulk of the chicks which just adds to unrealistic expectations and that in turn pisses them off.

Rant over, I like me some tits and ass. Look at this guy grabbing a hand full of tit, fingers in the mouth and filling her pussy wit a fat cock. Yeah, something to hold onto, more woman for the pleasure and a nice full ass to spank.

When she rides me I want to know she’s riding me and when I’m climbing all in up in her business I want to feel that I’m dealing with a real woman.

Anyways man, save $25 on Big Tits Round Asses and get access to all of Bangbros.

Roses are Red, I Love Porn!

What is it with this dude and keeping his pants on during sex? Who gives a fuck really to be honest, I bet he’s stretching more assholes than the Spanish Inquisition ever did… probably. If you don’t recognise that cock-out-zipper style or the art of anal that this not-so-gentleman employs, I’d like to introduce you to Mike Adriano. And for those familiar with his work, I really don’t need to say much more.

So I thought I’d let you fappers and slappers know that you can save here with a Mike Adriano discount.

There’s a plethora of dirty fucking and sucking going on at Evil Angel though. If you’re a real perv like me, there’s some nasty niche shit to get your rocks of to. By the looks of things you can grab an Evil Angel discount, which includes plenty sites, with prices reduced by 87%. Seriously, that’s as close to free as it gets.