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I don’t do it all of the time, but I have been known to break off a piece of myself for a mature babe with a fat ass in need of a big black cock. It usually happens out of the blue. I meet some dude and his mom at a poker party. She is divorced or widowed. She has a fine ass. I can’t stop checking it out. She asks me for my number. Of course I give it to her not expecting anything to come of it. Then when I am between bitches and wondering what is up, bam! Booty call!

Being on that side of a booty call is nice. Particularly when the rich white bitches hitting me up end up paying for everything we do. You don’t need to hope and dream like I have on some nights when you use the sex dating service Amateurmatch to find horny women.

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I receive a lot of gifts from the companies I work with and yesterday I received this Cute LIl’ Tush Masturbator from the folks at Essex Sex Shops.  You can get it for yourself at a steep discount if you act fast. Not sure if it is on a Valentine’s Day sale or not, but it won’t set you back more than fifty bucks. Now let me tell you why it is so worth every penny.

The Cute Lil’ Tush is made by Pipedream Extreme. They are a well respected company in the world of adult sex toys. Mostly they work in the male sex toys arena so they have a lot of expertise on making your cock feel amazing. This particular product uses their patented Fanta Fresh material which is non-toxic and works well with water based lubricants.  Enough with the specs!

This product allows you to penetrate her from both holes. If you are feeling she is a dirty bitch you can pump her ass full of your cum or grip tight on those hips and tickle her cervix with the tip of your dick. The package comes complete with the masturbator itself, free lube and some toy cleaner to make cleaning this bitch up a snap.

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Order today, Valentine’s Day is only days away!