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Got a hot piece of MILF ass sitting at home? Maybe you are dating somebody else’s lady and showing her a good time? Usually when I am banging a bros old lady for him I prefer to have them pay the bill. When we go out she pays the check. When we stay in she pays the delivery boy. But this time of year, with Valentine’s Day coming up and all, I go ahead and spring for something special to let her know I enjoy tapping that fine MILF ass.

My favorite way to handle this kind of shit is with a gift certificate from the ToyOrgasmic Sex Shop. That way I can handle this shit all online and so can she. With a gift certificate she can decide what kind of vibrator, dildo, sex game, or whatever, she wants to get. I hate shopping even more than I hate buying shit for bitches. So this really works out well.

While there I managed to get me one of those FLeshlight things. I got the Jenna Haze one. Now I can fuck that dumb bitch up the ass while I am watching her videos. I met her once at an adult convention in Vegas. Couldn’t keep my eyes off of her booty. Damn she has a find ass booty!

It is that time of the year, fellas. Time to bite the bullet and spend a little money on your old lady. Make it painless with ToyOrgasmic.com!

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